Текст песни 3rd Bass - Oval Office
3rd Bass - Oval Office слова песни
"This recording, is a collection
of unintended indiscretions before microphone"
"Oh who locked the door?"
"A hard man is good to find."
"Open the door!"
"The principles.. of friction"
[Nice] This feeling`s a function, so step to this
[Serch] Ain`t the average boys who do this
[Nice] Door is opened, to office summoned
[Serch] Yo Pete I think you`re in there man! ("I`m coming!")
[Nice] Reception warm, not a handshake
My hands shook, barrier`s about to break
[Serch] She was seated, legs long and slammin
[Nice] Oval office opened, so let`s begin!
Push my point across, firmly
[Serch] Core proposal
[Nice] Prime Minister serve me, surely ("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk")
I serve you with motion
and doors open wider, coast in
[Serch] Secretary said, "Put Serch on line two..
Yo, put him on hold!"
"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 4X)
* [MC Serch] - speaking in background *
Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man
I`m here to get retarded yo, so step off
Nah I`m not holdin the door to come in
Yo, yo move your, move your elbow!
Move your elbow, yo, you`re not dickin on me
Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin
You`re frontin like you play the Pumpkin
Move your elbow, because I`m IN THERE!
[Serch] The meeting rotates
[Nice] Mockneck or cactus?
"They got my head boss.."
[BOTH] She attacked us!
[Nice] With a treaty for disarmament
[Serch] We signed
[Nice] Figured there`s no harm in it ("Oh alright alright alright..")
So I disarmed
[Serch] And I poured the Scotch
And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?
("Oh my goodness!")
[Nice] Yeah, I reckon
You keep minutes, I`ll let you get second
Then the summit rose, I get vetoed
Presidential pardon, let me G yo!
[Serch] Lunch became filet of soul/sole with tongue
[Nice] The Oval Office work is never done!
[Serch] Never done!
"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)
* [MC Serch] - [Pete Nice] speaking in background *
Aiyyo I`m serious man, did you have sex?
Nah man
It was you that did it!
Filet of sole on the Oval Office
on a peanut butter leg
Yo..
She got down to my knees and it spread!
"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)
[Nice] G`in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat
The Oval Office ain`t nothin but a boot magnet
[Serch] Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway
[Nice] Serch said
[Serch] Prime, let`s do the three the hard way!
[Nice] And knockin like we`re knockin
[Serch] BOOTS!
The office flooded with the sex check suits
Deploy missiles of the MX variety
[Nice] Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me
[Serch] I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased
* woman moaning "uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh" *
And in the Oval Office
[Nice] Finally peace!
Motions carried out, played it like Presidents
[Serch] What`s the Oval Office?
[Nice] Our permanent residence!
[Serch] Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis
[Nice] Aiyyo Bush!
[Serch] We`re audi like Elvis!
Aiyyo Serch you`re in there man
You`re finally in there, for the first time man!
"Victims of these classic boners.."
Yo move that thick body of yours
Move that thick white body!
"Victims of these classic boners.."
[MC Serch]
Yes, yes -- WOOOOOODIEE!
I`ve got the woody!
I`ve got the woodie -- and I`m gonna get the head
"Victims of these classic boners.."
I can feel it! You gotta understand see
"Victims of these classic boners.."
Gotta understand the subject of the topic
There`s too much butt-waxin, no --
there`s too much vaseline usage
There`s too much KY jelly
Cause I`ve got the WOOOOODIEE!
I have the woody man, I have
Yo let me tell you somethin man, you`re a GIRLIE MAN
You`re a flabber man, I am a muscle man
I think you are my auntie
Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office
You`re just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man
I`m a great man, you`re a flabber man
Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?
I heard Rob never got the wood
I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodie
And I heard Seth Lover? He got the WRONG woodie
He needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE!
Aiyyo I`m goin home man; I`m goin home to tell my mother (BOOTS!)
I`m goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades*