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Adam Sandler

Cool Guy 5

  comedy  humor  funny  alternative  rock
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Текст песни Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5

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-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker}-GIRL #5: Hey, honey.SEAN: S`up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?GIRL #5: I`m just doing my thing.SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? `Cause I`d like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.GIRL #5: Well, how much you got, big man?SEAN: Well, I`m willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there`s a condition going on. GIRL #5: What`s that?SEAN: You`re going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.GIRL #5: Ooh, I can do that.SEAN: You can?GIRL #5: Mm-hmm.SEAN: You mean, you ain`t going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?GIRL #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here`s the 50 dollars, -{unzips pants}- and here`s my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.GIRL #5: -{Opens his door}- Sir, you are under arrest. -{police car pulls up}-SEAN: You got to be fucking with mind here. GIRL #5: No, I`m not. COP: Good job denise. we`ll take him from here. -{Cop hand cuffs Sean}-SEAN: WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip `n` slide? Fuck that shit.GIRL #5: Hey honey,when you get to jail, you`re going to be on the other end of a slip `n` slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself. SEAN: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?! -{cop throws sean in back of police car}-COP: Just get in the back, asshole.GIRL #5: -{from outside}- You sick fuck.SEAN: Damn!! -{crying}- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!PEEPER: Piss on me. -{also in the back of the police car}-SEAN: WHAT?!PEEPER: Please, piss me.SEAN: NO!!!PEEPER: Just a tinkle.SEAN: Fuck that, keep him away from me.PEEPER: Urine.SEAN: Keep this man away from me.

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