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Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)

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He said he`d be here at sevenThe clock just hit 7:22It`s too cold outsideTo wait for my rideWatching mama try out a new doo (Bruins)He said he`d be here at sevenBut it just hit 7:35 (already?)Here in Brockton, Mass.,I got my thumb in my assMama`s combing up a big beehive (Celtics)Where the fuck is he?Where the fuck is he?The bitch doesn`t even bother callingEven though it`s 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)I`m feeling kinda antsyMama`s getting fancySlicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)He said he`d be here at sevenIt`s closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin` the �stache, kid)Me lookin` like a sapIn a wool knit capMama`s next move is a bun (fuckin` Patriots)Where the fuck is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude)Where the fuck is he? (I couldn`t find my fuckin` snowboots, pal)I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)That stupid little punkHe`s probably fuckin` drunkI bet he drank a caseWanna pop him in the face right nowMama`s eyebrowWicked goodWicked good (Oh, GOD)Wicked goodWicked good (Fuck yeah)Wicked goodWicked good (Pisser?)Well my friend is still a no-showAnd I`m getting` fucking pissed (Why?)�Cause I could`ve gone with CharlieIn the side of his HarleyMama`s on the phone with a stylist (Fuck Charlie!)So I guess I ain`t going out tonight�Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced)But call the operator�Cause one perm laterMama`s hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin` me a wicked funny joke!)Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it though…)I wish I had a carI wish I had a car (A cop pulled me over, buddy)I wish I went with Charlie (5.2 blood level, state record)I could have gone with Charlie (I`m in a wicked mess of trouble, haha!)He gotta dee weeHe gotta dee weeHe gotta dee weeHe got a D.W.I. (Up the river [repeat 9x])

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