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Adam Sandler

Ode To My Car

  comedy  humor  funny  alternative  rock
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Текст песни Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car

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Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin` pile of shit Never gets me very far My car`s a big piece of shit `Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt`s fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot (It`s a piece of shit) I can`t see through the windshield `Cause it`s got a big fucking` crack And the interior smells real bad `Cause my friend puked in the back (It`s a piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) Piece of shit car (He`s got a piece of shit car) It sucks royal dick (That fuckin` pile of shit) 100% crap (Never gets him very far) Oh fuck you car It`s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack (They can bite his ass too) And I got no fuckin` brakes I`m always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole" (You fuckin` piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) I got piece of shit car (He got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas sucks my ass (That fuckin` pile of shit) That pile of metal shit (Never gets him very far) Oh what the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do To get stuck with you You`re too wide for drive-thru And you smell like the shoe But I`m too broke to buy something new Oh fuck me Well the engine likes to flood The car always fuckin` stalls And the seat cushion`s got a big rip So a spring always pokes the balls (Ouch, ouch, ouch) Plus the door locks are busted I gotta use a fucking coat hanger (What a pain in his ass) And if a girlie sees my car There`s no chance I`ll ever bang her (He never ever gets da pussy) Hey shut up (Piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (You got a piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (Piece of shit car) Bald fuckin` tires (You got a piece of shit car) No rearview fucking mirror (Piece of shit car) Seven different colors (You got a piece of shit car) Fucking rag for a gas cap (Piece of shit car) Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) Oh the whole town thinks I`m a loser (You got a piece of shit car) Cabby give me a push (Piece of shit car...)

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