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Technical Foul

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796 3 часа назад

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Look you got to understand it`s just been me and Eleanor for 67 yearsSo she gets nervous around strangers I wouldn`t show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you 2 guys back to the laboratoryUHHH….Listen we got rules in this house, and you better follow them or you`ll find yourself outta of here,Ya ya yaThis might be harder then I thoughtIf you`re coming from street, with dirty shoes on your feet That`s a technical foulIf you switch the radio, to some outta-music show That`s a technical foulIf you don`t shut the door, after using the fridge-er-a-torThat`s a technical foul, A technical foulIf you touch the thermostat, (you`ll get hit with a bat)Cause that`s a technical foul (You`ll feel my wrath)If your hair clogs the drain, (you`ll know the meaning of pain)Cause that`s a technical foul (I`ll show you no mercy)Ohh… this is such bull shitaHey… In this house we say bull stickOr it`s a technical foul, A technical foulLet me get this straight, you expect me to change my entire life style in one night, because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks!You got it bub,Or you can go rot in the gutter or something for you Yankee Doodle!Well I don`t want to do that, but let me run a few questions by you so I don`t screw up accidentally.If I don`t spray Lysol, after moving a bowl,That`s a technical foul.Okay!If I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel,That`s a technical foul.Please say Hieney.If I make fun of your crazy feeties,Or give sugar cookies to Mrs. Diabetes,That`s not a leer technical foul.But possibly a homicide…Can I sleep past three?If you do that you`ll get a “T”Take a wiz in those flowers?Ill say hit the showers.Use this horn as a bong,Adios Tommy Charm.Make some long distance calls,You`ll get a kick in the balls! (OOPS )Can I walk around with my morning erection?If you want an automatic ejection,Cause that`s a technical foul.BUT ID LIKE TO SEE IT ANY WAY (JUST KIDDIN)There are certain rules which your ply in ones lifeWith your sister, friends or imaginary wife(I can`t believe I haven`t killed myself) – (Adam Sandler)Respect carries over with me on the court(Here with wig`s Maggie, and a fury elf) – (Adam Sandler)Whether you choose diabetic or especially short(She`s ironic and he`s a troll) – (Adam Sandler)I see she`s strange in my royal carry; my imaginary wife is short and hairy((They took my wig; I remember the look in their eyes)) – (Élan)(How did my life get stuck in this shit hole?) – (Adam Sandler)((Why o why wont someone retrieve my wig wig wig)) – (Élan)(Guess I have to deal with your demands, but please don`t touch me with your alien hands!) – (Adam Sandler)I got no right to growlThe whistle witch is on the prowl Without my wig, I look like an owl Boo Hoo Hoo(O MY GOD!!!)Don`t laugh at herOR IT`S A TECHNICAL FOUL x 3

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