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Adam Sandler

The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

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"And now a buffoon`s meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college."[Dean:] "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall."[Buffoon:] "I got a snake, man!"[Dean:] "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile."[Buffoon:] "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all fucked up!"[Dean:] "I`m sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus."[Buffoon:] "Fuckin` Shit!"[Dean:] "Yes, that`s a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a little bit more about your background."[Buffoon:] "My father`s a fucking asshole, man!"[Dean:] "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son."[Buffoon:] "My mother`s a piece of shit too!"[Dean:] "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn."[Buffoon:] "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her head way up her ass!"[Dean:] "Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school."[Buffoon:] "Your secretary`s a real fat bitch, man!"[Dean:] "Yes, she`s tried many diets over the years with minimal success."[Buffoon:] "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"[Dean:] "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of major?"[Buffoon:] "I`ve got a big fucking boner right now."[Dean:] "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. I do not take offense."[Buffoon:] "One time I ate my neighbors shit!"[Dean:] "That`s understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We`ll be sending you our decision by the end of the month."[Buffoon:] "I bet you got really hairy balls."[Dean:] "Yes, it`s a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."

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