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Adam Sandler

The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

  comedy  humor  funny  alternative  rock
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Текст песни Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

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"And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`s valedictorian."[Valedictorian:] "I really appreciate you`re asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."[Buffoon:] "This movie sucks shit!"[Valedictorian:] "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly."[Buffoon:] "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!"[Valedictorian:] "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn`t she?"[Buffoon:] "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin` head off."[Valedictorian:] "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."[Buffoon:] "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."[Valedictorian:] "Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."[Buffoon eating popcorn][Buffoon:] "This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it."[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn][Valedictorian:] "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."[Buffoon:] "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin` mind!"[Valedictorian:] "It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd and unusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis.[Buffoon:] "My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!"[Valedictorian:] "It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be more overpowering than another`s. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person`s internal metabolism."[Buffoon:] "I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl."[Gets out of the car][Valedictorian:] "Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."[Buffoon walking away]"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."[Buffoon:] "I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!"[Valedictorian:] "Bye bye! Have fun."[Buffoon continues to walk away]

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