Текст песни Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song Part III
Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song Part III слова песни
Put on your yarmulkeHere comes ChanukahOnce again it`s onakaThe miracle of ChanukahChanukah is the festival of lightsOne day of presents, hell no, we get eight crazy nightsBut if you still feel like the only kid in two without a Christmas treeI guess my first two songs didn`t do it for you, so here comes number threeRoss and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessingSo does Lenny`s pal Squiggy and Will & Grace`s Debra MessingMelissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairyMaybe they shoulda called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie"We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack BlackTom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him backWe may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoeBut we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow, I`m JewishPut on your yarmulke, here comes ChanukahThe guy in Willie Nelson`s band who plays harmonica celebrates ChanukahOsama bin Laden, not a big fan of the JewsWell maybe that`s cuz he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes, her mama`s JewishHoudini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with such precisionBut the one thing they could not get out of - their painful circumcisionsAs for half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great oneAnd Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all, but it looks to me like he ate oneGwenyth Paltrow`s half-Jewish, but a full time Oscar winnerJennifer Conelly`s half-Jewish too, and I`d like to put some more in herThere`s Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck, and Paula AbdulJoey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew SchoolNatalie Portmonika, it`s time to celebrate ChanukahI hope I get an abtronika, on this joyful, toyful ChanukahSo get a high colonika, and soil your Long JohnikasIf you really, really wannakaHave a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah