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The Hypnotist

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Performed by adam sandler and kevinTranscribed by big brother.[typing sounds]Dr. stewart: hi, [im] dr. stewart.Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- Im gary phelps.Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever been hypnotized before? Gary phelps: no, I havent. Im actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --Dr. stewart: all right, and you were referred to me by anyone...? Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said youre good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...Dr. stewart: so smoking is your problem? Gary phelps: yeah, I cant stop smoking and its -- its finally, like, affecting everything I do, I cant run, I cant play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.Dr. stewart: how long have you smoked, gary? Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just cant kick it, you know? Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why dont you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.Gary phelps: right.Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.[bigger fart]Gary phelps: [noticing fart sound] uh...Dr. stewart: thats it.Gary phelps: o-kay....Dr. stewart: thats it.Gary phelps: that was...o-kay...Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? thats it. now Im gonna count backwards from fiveRo --Gary phelps: right.Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and youre going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- youre very comfortable, Ill be counting back from five, I just want yRelax, and just think of nothing.[three farts in succession]Gary phelps: are you gonna keep doing that, or...? Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. thats it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. were very comfortable. five [small fart], were thinking of nothing except being comfortablNothings bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, youre sinking, youre sinking, [medium fart]Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that? Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasnt me. okay. youre very stressed -- youre very stressed. okay, four, were relaxing, were relaxing, youre very comfortable, youre very, veryEd. okay. four, three...[fart]Gary phelps: oh my dear god, sir...uh, I cant...Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- its -- the vinyl -- its a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and were very sleepy, were relaxed, thinking nothingErs us, nothing bothers us -- [several farts]Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? Im just having a tough time concentrating --Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, were relaxing, were relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I cant concentrate when youre doing that.Dr. stewart: this is what I do. its a counting-down thing. were relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, dont focus on anything else, just concentrate on what were doing here. three, two, relaLax, thats it, just relax [fart], were relaxing now --Gary phelps: okay -- youre gonna -- that one was -- its getting a little irritating --Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me just step out a second here.Gary phelps: thatd be good.Dr. stewart: all right, and were relaxing, as I leave, were relaxing, still relaxing,[fart in the distance]Gary phelps: jesus...oh my god.Dr. stewart: were relaxing.Gary phelps: [trying hard not to laugh]Dr. stewart: okay, Im back, were relaxing, and were counting down, were to two, and all were thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [Gary phelps: sir, Id appreciate if you could stop letting it out. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.Dr. stewart: thats it, youre all right, everythings good. all right, you feel very comfortable, youre sinking into the chair, were relaxing, one [long fart], and were coming down to zero aGary phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...Dr. stewart: no, no, that time that was you.Gary phelps: that wasnt me!Dr. stewart: were not here to pick sides, were not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now were dealing with the smoking, and, ums not worry about anything else thats going down --Gary phelps: ok, Ive just gotta kick this habit.Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, were going to feel very fresh [fart], were going to feel very healthy [fart], and lets take a nice, deep breath --Gary phelps: I cant breathe, sir, uh, Im sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]Gary phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like baby food --Dr. stewart: all right, were relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but well just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but hE go, one, zero, we are under. are you relaxed? Gary phelps: yeah, Im under, I guess.Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. youre under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just feel healthy from now on, and youll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, andWill not smell anything in this room, it wasnt me, it wasnt me farting [fart] -- that was not me --Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] youre gonna have to stop doing that, sir. its just very hard for me to listen to you when youre --Dr. stewart: youre floating now, youre high above, youre looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]Gary phelps: oh man...Dr. stewart: -- that was you,Gary phelps: that was not me, sir! Im watching you!Dr. stewart: that was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, dont worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell nothIm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and lets not forget the smoking thing thats why youre here. no smoking. repeat after me: I amLly pig.Gary phelps: what? Dr. stewart: all right, were moving along, and we;re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now were going to count back up, up one to five,Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think this is fine, I dont want to smoke...Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you wont remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. zeEre coming out of it, youre waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, youre feeling good, and when you wake up, youll feel wide awake and perfect youll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a nice out..Gary phelps: that was not nice.Dr. stewart: here we go, and, were coming right [fart]Gary phelps: what was that? Dr. stewart: that was three.Gary phelps: it didnt sound like three.Dr. stewart: three, Im counting, and four, its no smell in here, and you dont smoke, you dont want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette? Gary phelps: no I dont.Dr. stewart: then my job is done.Gary phelps: [bursts into laughter]Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the door open as you leave. [fart]Gary phelps: ok, thank you, doctor.[typing resumes and another fart is heard]

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