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Crazy Rap

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Wait a minute manAy check this out manIt was this blind man, right?Man check thisIt was this blind man, right?He was feelin`His way down the streetWith this stick, right?Ay, he walked pastThis fish marketYou know what I`m sayin`?He stopped, he tookA deep breath, he saidWoo, good morning ladiesYou like that sh*t man?Ay, I got a gang of that sh*t, manI tell you whatMy man on the guitarAy, fool on the drumsEverybody just crowd`Round the micI tell you all theseMotherf***in` jokes I got manSo first I`m gonnaStart it off like thisHelp me sing it home boy, come onSaid colt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that`s all we needWe can go to the park afterDark smoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin` them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bongLike Cheech and ChongIt still takesFrom here to Hong KongSo roll, roll, roll my jointPick out the seeds and stemsFeelin` high as hellFlyin` through Palm DellSkatin` on datin` rimsSo roll, roll the 83Cadallac Coupe CavilleIf my tapes andMy CDs just don`t sellI bet my Cavy willWell it was just sundownIn a small white townThey call it eastside Palm DellWhen the Afro Man walkedThrough the white landHouses went up for saleWell I was standin` onThe corner sellin` rap CD`sWhen I met a little girl named JanI let her ride in my Caddy`Cause I didn`t knowHer daddy was the leaderOf the Ku Klux KlanWe f***ed on the bedF***ed on the flo`F***ed so longI grew a f***in` afroThen I f***ed to the leftF***ed to the rightShe sucked my d*ckTill the sh*t turned whiteI thought to myselfSheeba sheeba got myAs* lookin` like a zebraI put on my clothesAnd I was on my wayUntil her daddyPulled up in a ChevroletSo I ran, I jumpedOut the back windowBut her daddy, he wasWaitin` with a two-by-fo`Oh, he beat me to the leftHe beat me to the rightThe motherf***erWhooped my as* all nightBut I ain`t madAt her prejudice dadThat`s the bestDamn pussy I ever hadGot a bad of weedAnd a bottle o` wineI`m a f*** that b****Just one more timeColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that`s all we needWe can go to the parkAfter dark smokeThat tumbleweedAnd as the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin` them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bongLike Cheech and ChongIt still takesFrom here to Hong KongSo roll, roll, roll my jointPick out the seeds and stemsFeelin` high as hellFlyin` through Palm DellSkatin` on datin` rimsSo roll, roll the 83Cadallac Coupe CavilleIf my tapes andMy CDs just don`t sellI bet my Cavy willI met this lady in HollywoodShe had green hair butDamn she looked goodI took her to my house`Cause she was fineBut she whooped out a d*ckThat was bigger than mineI met this lady from JapanNever made loveWith an AfricanI f***ed her onceI f***ed her twiceI ate that pussyLike shrimp fried riceDon`t be amazedAt the stories I tell yaI met a woman inThe heart of AustraliaHad a big butt and big titties, tooSo I hopped inHer as* like a kangarooSee I met this woman from HawaiiStuck it in her as*And she said I ELips was breakfastPussy was lunchThen her titties busted openWith Hawaiin punchMet Colonel Sanders wifeIn the state of KentuckyShe said I`ll fry some chickenIf you just bump meI came in her mouthIt was a crisisI gave her my secret blendOf herbs and spicesColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that`s all we needWe can go to the parkAfter dark smokeThat tumbleweedAnd as the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin` them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bongLike Cheech and ChongIt still takesFrom here to Hong KongI met Dolly Parton in TennesseeHer titties wereFilled with hennessyThat country musicReally drove me crazyBut I rode that as*And said "Yes, Miss Daisy"Met this lady in OklahomaPut that pussy in a comaMet this lady in MichiganI can`t wait tillI f*** that b**** againMet a real black girlDown in South CarolinaF***ed her till sheTurned into a white albinaF***ed this hooker in IowaI f***ed her on creditSo I owe herF***ed this girl down in GeorgiaCame in her mouthNow I thought I told yaMet this beautiful sexy hoShe just ran `crossThe border of MexicoFine young thangSaid her name`s MariaI wrapped her upJust like a hot tortillaI wanna get marriedBut I can`t afford itI know I`m a cryWhen she get deportedColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that`s all we needWe can go to the parkAfter dark smokeThat tumbleweedAs the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin` them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bongLike Cheech and ChongIt still takeFfrom here to Hong KongHave you ever wentOva` a girl`s house to f***But the pussyJust ain`t no good?(Say what)I mean you gettin` upset`Cause you can`t get her wetPlus you inThe wrong neighbourhoodSo you try to play it offAnd eat the pussyBut it take herSo long to cumThen a dude walk inThat`s her big boyfriendAnd he asks youWhere you from(Where you from homey?)So you wipe your mouthAnd you try to explain(I don`t bang)You start talkin` real fast(I don`t bang)But he already mad`Cause you f***in` his womanSo he start beatin` on yo` as*Now ya clothes all muddyYa nose all bloodyYour d*ck was hardBut now it`s all (what)You thought you hadA girl to rock your worldNow you still gotta go jack offSaid Colt 45 andTwo Zig ZagsBaby that`s all we needWe can go toThe park after darkSmoke that tumbleweed(Fades)

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