Текст песни Arrogant Worms, The -  Sex, Drugs, and RRSP`s   
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As a little boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll 
Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold 
Seven figure income from a six string guitar 
Dating gorgeous women and drivin` custom cars 
Then it happened when my record went gold 
Now I`m thinking what`ll I do when I get old? 
Can`t live forever as the King of Rock 
That`s why I`m investing in some blue chip stock 
 
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs 
I`m a rock and roller with financial security 
SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs 
I`m a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 
 
I`m a modern rebel with a cause 
I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws 
My fans are reading `bout me in the Rolling Stone 
While I`m talking to my broker on the telephone. 
On stage I run around like some animal 
But all my money`s in a compound annual 
This life is dangerous but I don`t care 
`Cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair! 
 
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs 
I`m a rock and roller with financial security 
SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs 
I`m a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 
 
We used to be such a happy band.. 
Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan 
But Phil choked on his vomit 
And then Nick choked on his vomit 
And then Stan choked on his vomit 
And then so did Bob. 
 
WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS! 
 
Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me 
`Cause now I`m getting all their royalties 
They would have spent them on women and booze 
But me I got commodities that just can`t lose! 
 
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs 
I`m a rock and roller with financial security 
SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs 
I`m a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 
 
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs 
I`m a rock and roller with financial security 
SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs 
I`m a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 
I`m a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 
I`m a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!! 
Hey guys, I brought beer! 
 
History Is Made By Stupid People 
 
Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica 
Columbus made history thinking some island was India 
General Custer`s a national hero for not knowing when to run 
All of these men are famous 
And they`re also very dumb 
 
History is made by stupid people 
Clever people wouldn`t even try 
If you want a place in the history books 
Then do something dumb before you die 
 
Nobility are famous for no reason 
Mary Antoinette enjoyed her cake 
She caused a revolution when she would not share 
And her husband lost his head for that mistake 
 
The Hindenburg was a giant zepplin 
Its makers made a minor oversight 
Before they filled it up with explosive gas 
They should have fixed the no-smoking light 
`Cause... 
 
History is made by stupid people 
Clever people wouldn`t even try 
If you want a place in the history books 
Then do something dumb before you die 
 
Tally-ho! Tally-ho! 
Our king and country`s honour we will save! 
Tally-ho! Tally-ho! 
We`re marching into history and the grave! 
 
So if your son and daughter seem too lazy 
Sitting there watching bad TV 
Just remember you should be quite grateful 
At least they are not making history 
`Cause... 
 
History is made by stupid people 
Clever people wouldn`t even try 
If you want a place in the history books 
Then do something dumb before you die 
Yes... 
Do something dumb before you die 
Yes... 
Do something dumb before you die