Текст песни Arrogant Worms, The - The Last Sensitive Cowboy
Arrogant Worms, The - The Last Sensitive Cowboy слова песни
When you hear that I`m a cowboy and I work the cattle trail
You probably assume I`m big and tough (big and tough)
But the trail`s worn me down, I don`t wanna hang around
I`ve just about had enough (had enough)
You see, I like a cup of espresso
And I like to read my People magazine
I coordinate my chaps but everybody laughs
And say they don`t like that shade of green
Oh no, it`s true
I`m a sensitive cowboy and I don`t know what to do
Oh no, it`s kinda strange
I`m the last sensitive cowboy on the range
Well I try to eat a healthy balanced diet
But they all eat their brown beans from the can
They all have to smoke about six packs a day
You`d think they was the Marlboro Man (*gasp* smooth *cough*)
And they don`t like to go to see the opera
On Friday nights when they get paid
And they don`t help me bring in the hanging plants
Every time there`s a Native American raid
Oh no, it`s true
I`m a sensitive cowboy and I don`t know what to do
Oh no, it`s kinda strange
I`m the last sensitive cowboy on the range
Cowboy life sure is different these days. Why brand yer cattle
when you can just use bovine psychology? Why have a gunfight
when there are so many good paralegals out there? Nobody drinks
and bushwhacks any more. Besides, we`re all switchin` over to
eatin` salt-reduced tofu jerky. And if yer gonna ride off into
the sunset, make sure yer usin` an effective sunblock.
Oh no, it`s true
I`m a sensitive cowboy and I don`t know what to do
Oh no, it`s kinda strange
I`m the last sensitive cowboy on...
Oh no, it`s true
I`m a sensitive cowboy and I don`t know what to do
Oh no, it`s kinda strange
I`m the last sensitive cowboy on the range