Текст песни Arrogant Worms, The -  The Mountie Song   
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When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be cop in a province  
town or county 
I thought it would be great if someday I could only ever be a mountie 
I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because that`s part  
of the profession 
But now I sit on my horse and tell American tourists the Parliament`s  
in session 
I really don`t look good in red and my stupid hat flies off my  
head in every parade 
I`m young and strong and have no fear but now I`m spending my  
career in motorcades 
 
I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothes 
I don`t wanna have to smile for diplomats` home videos 
I good at working real hard, I should have joined the coast guard 
Oh no, the RCMP 
Is not the life for me 
 
I used to think that a mountie had to be honest, loyal, humble,  
strong and thrifty 
But even though we don`t break ranks, we get no thanks, they  
took us off the fifty (dollar bill) 
On Sussex Drive in hallowed halls we act like guards in shopping  
malls, it`s such a pain 
Like someone`s plotting the assassination of the Minister if  
Sports and Recreation, oh that`s insane 
Sometimes I just want to puke on Sergeant Preston of the Yukon,  
Dudley Do-Right`s such a jerk (Damn you, Snidely) 
And though he tries with all his heart, my horse couldn`t catch  
a golfing cart, some days I hate to go to work 
 
I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothes 
I don`t wanna have to smile for diplomats` home videos 
I good at working real hard, I should have joined the coast guard 
Oh no, the RCMP 
Is not the life for me 
 
I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothes 
I don`t wanna have to smile for diplomats` home videos 
I good at working real hard, I should have joined the coast guard 
Oh no, the RCMP 
Is not the life for me 
 
Oh, no, it`s not the life for me 
Oh, no, it`s not the life for me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me,  
m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me,  
m-m-me