Текст песни Barbra Streisand - I`M THE GREATEST STAR
Barbra Streisand - I`M THE GREATEST STAR слова песни
(Listen) I`ve got thirty-six expressions-- Sweet as pie to tough as leather, And that`s six expressions more Than all them, ah, Barrymores put together. Instead of just kicking me Why don`t they give me a lift? Well,it must be a plot, `Cause they`re scared that I got Such a gift--well, I`m miffed--`cause I`m the greatest star-- I am by far, but no one knows it! Wait, they`re gonna hear a voice, A silver flute--ah hah, ah hah-- They`ll cheer each toot (Hey! That kid is terrific!) When I expose it! Now, can`t you see to look at me That I`m a natural Camille? As Camille I just feel I`ve got so much to offer. Hey listen kid, I know I`d be divine because I`m a natural cougher. (coughs) Some ain`t got it--not a lump, I`m a great big clump of talent! Laugh! They`ll bend in half. (Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?) A thousand jokes: Shtick around for the jokes, A thousand faces. I reiterate, When you`re gifted, Then you`re gifted, These are facts--I got no axe to grind. Hey, what are you--blind? In all of the world so far I`m the greatest star!(speaking)No autographs please.You think beautiful girls are gonna stay a star forever?I should say not!Any minute now they`re gonna be out!...Finished!Then it`ll be my turn.(back to singing) Who is the pip with piz-azz? Who is all ginger and jazz? Who is as glamorous as? Who`s an American Beauty rose With an American Beauty nose, And ten American Beaty toes, Eyes on the target, and wham-- One shot, one gun shot and BAM! Hey, Mr. Keeney, here I am! I`m the greatest star, I am by far, But no one knows it! That`s why I was born-- I`ll blow my horn Till someone knows it! I`ll light up like a light Right up like a light I`ll flicker, then flare up (ha ha)All the world`s gonna stare up Lookin` down You`ll never see me-- Try the sky, `Cause that`ll be me. I can make `em cry, I can make `em sigh, Someday they`ll clamor For my dram-er. Have you guessed yet, Who`s the best yet? If ya ain`t I`ll tell ya one more time. You bet your last dime In all of the world so far I am the greatest, greatest star!