Текст песни Barbra Streisand - Miss Marmelstein
Barbra Streisand - Miss Marmelstein слова песни
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!Oh, why is it always miss marmelstein? Miss marmelstein? miss marmelstein? Other girls get called by their first names right awayThey get cozy intimate ... do you know what I mean? Nobody calls me: "hey, baby doll!"Or "honey dear" or "sweetie pie"Even my first name would be preferableThough its terrible, it might be better: its yetta!Or perhaps my second name thats tessyeSpells t-e-s-s-y-e!But no, no, its always miss marmelstein!Youd think at least miss m. they could try...Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!Oh, I could die!Im a very willing secretaryEnjoy my work as my employer will corroborateExcept for one disappointment one fly in the ointmentIts great I mean simply greatBut the aggravation of my situationI might as well get it off my chestIts the drum appellationOh pardon the big words I applyBut I was an english major at c.c.n.y.Drum appellation!Well, literally I am persistently addressedPersistently, perpetually, continually and inevitably addressed!Believe me, it could drive a person positively psychosomaticWhy is it always miss marmelstein? Miss marmelstein? miss marmelstein? Other girls get called by their nick names right awaySlightly naughty or riskeDo you know what I mean? ha! ha...mmmmmmm!Nobody calls me : "koo-chee-koo" or "boobala" or "passion pie"Even "hey there babe!" thought not respectableAint so objectableIts kind of crummy but chummyOf course if I got married, that would do itSo, wheres the lucky guy? ha...Till then it still is miss marmelstein!Everyday I get more and more fastMiss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!Oh...oh...oh...!I could bust!