Текст песни Barenaked Ladies - Back
Barenaked Ladies - Back слова песни
I woke up yesterday morningFell down two flights of stairsWell I thought I was wide awake but my legs were still asleep.Nine-one-one ambulance help meBut I can`t reach the phoneSo I scream to the neighbors "Come over break into my home"I broke my backThere was nobody there to help meBroke my backAll the lies and deception won`t change the perception thatI fell flat on my assI wish this had happened skydivingThat my parachute failedBut a pair of shoes tripped me down stairs and I lay there and wailThose things I used to take for grantedNow I take sitting downI can`t brush my teeth, chew my nails, give the finger to a clownI broke my backAnd I can`t even change the channelsBroke my backI fell flat on my assWell they tell me that I shouldn`t get discouragedBut they tell me that I`ll never walk againAnd they say I`m gonna need alot of courageAnd they say I`m gonna need alot of friendsBut what I really need is a pair of electric legs.So I wish some genius would just invent them.And if they cost too much I`d share with someone else.Or I would scour the Yellow Pages and I`d rent them.I know I can probably pop a wheelyEntertaining the kidsI can put hockey cards in the spokes I can even throw skidsI get a good seat at a concertEven get stuff for freeIs it cause I`m an excellent guy or cause they`re scared of meI broke my backAnd I can`t even use the clapperI broke my backAll the lies and deception won`t change the perception thatI fell flat on my ass