Текст песни Barenaked Ladies - Couldn`t Care Less
Barenaked Ladies - Couldn`t Care Less слова песни
I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseballIt`s not so much the game I like it`s the hatsSee this white band around my neck? It`s nice!It`s not just fashionHartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnatsI couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousseI couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juiceI couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and BertI couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirtShaggy said to Velma, "Hey now Velma how you doing?"And Velma said "Jinkies Shag I`m just fine."Then Daphne said to Fred "Hey let`s get drunk down in the forest"And all night Fred was yakking up red wineI couldn`t care less why was Fonzie coolI couldn`t care less how sweat hogs do in schoolI couldn`t care less how do they fill the Caramilk barI couldn`t care less my car says "the door is ajar."I couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousseI couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juiceI couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and BertI couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirtI wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or KennethCause guys with nicknames always get the galsWhen I grow up I`ll name my children Alice Albert and AlfredI`ll call them for supper like this, "Dinner`s ready, Al!"I couldn`t care less what Morton Downey saysI couldn`t care less what`s on the head of my PezI couldn`t care less do Zoodles need a trained zookeeper?I couldn`t care less why`s the Super Big Gulp cheaperNo really, that`s ridiculousI couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousseIt’s ground up antlersI couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juiceApples, cheese, broccoliI couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and BertTheir like fourty or somethingI couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirtI really don’t know