Текст песни Beastie Boys - Eggman
Beastie Boys - Eggman слова песни
[verse 1]I looked out the window seen his bald headRan to the fridge and pulled out an eggI scoped with my scopes he had no hairLaunched that shot he was caught out thereSaw the convertible driving byI loaded up the sling-shot, let one flyHe went for his to find he didn`t have onePut him in check, correct my egg-gunThe egg, a symbol of lifeGo inside your house and bust out your wifeI pulled out the jammy he thought it was a jokeThe trigger I pulled, his face the yoke Reached in his pocket took all his cashLeft the man standing with an egg mustascheSuckers they come a dime a dozen"When I say dozen you know what I`m talkinabout boy"[verse 2]Humpty Dumpty was a big fat eggHe was playing the wall and he broke his legTossed it the window three minutes hotHe hit the Rastaman and said,"Bloodclot"What came first the chicken or the eggI egged the chicken, and then I ate his legRiding the trains, in between cars when I pullout the stationYour gonna` get your drive-by eggingPlaguing L.A.,"Yo, you just got my little cousin essay."Sometimes hard-boiled, sometimes runnyIt comes from a chicken not a bunny, dummyPeople laugh, it no joke my name`s "Yauch"And I`m throwing the yoke"Now they got me in a cell," but I don`t careIt was then that I got caught catching people out there[verse 3]We all dressed in blackWe snuck up around the backWe began to attack, the eggs did crack on Jesus backSam I am, Down with the programGreen eggs and ham, Yosemite SamCome Halloween you know I come strappedI throw it at a sucker and I`m "k-pap"You made the mistake you judge a man by his raceYou go through life with egg on your faceYou woke-up in the morning, peculiar feelingLooked up a saw egg dripping from the ceilingThe family, the punk rocks, the business man I`ll dog anybody with the egg in my hand It`s not like the crack that you put in a pipeBut the crack on your forehead here`s a towel now wipe