Текст песни beer softened stool - welcome to the retard ball | guitar pro tab и Mp3
beer softened stool - welcome to the retard ball | guitar pro tab и Mp3 слова песни
----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------------This file is the author`s own work and represents their interpretation of thesong. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500From: "Brian j. dawson" Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stooltabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu "Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool>From "The Brown Album"Riff 1 "riff" 2-|------------------------------|---------------------|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|---2--2--2--2------2----------|----------------------|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|---------------------play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold[G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?![G]ya lookin` good I feel like romance![C]See the girl with the helmet on?![C]Her leg braces really turn me on![G]Disco lights dancin` off your hair![G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair!{chorus}[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night![D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night![G][C][C][D][G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid![G]When she gets to lovin` all the boys![C]They come a rollin` in their wheely carts![C]ya know Brenda`s gonna break thier hearts![G]uh oh! Someone had an accident![G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!{chorus}solo over verse{chorus} 2x