Текст песни Ben Folds Five - Bizarre Christmas Incident
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(Ho, ho, ho...Play it Grandpa...Yeah, play it...Let`s tell them a little story about what happened this Christmas.... Yeah, tell them... tell `em `bout Christmas)Christmas Eve, I didn`t get much sleepI kept hearing things, heavy breathing from the chimneyWho could it be?(I`ll tell you what it was... What happened then, Ben?... Yeah, what happened?... Well, I went back to sleep... You went back to sleep? Back to sleep? Shit... Tired man, went back to sleep)And in the morning, I couldn`t believe my eyesA whale of a corpe with a long white beard Was dangling over the fireoh, Santa he`s a big fat fuckWent down the chimney got his fat ass stuckOh, honey, call the lawyers fast`Cause Mrs. Clause is gonna sue my asshey, hey, hey(Ok grandpa, step up, sing in this thing right here, tell `em what you saw, tell `em what you saw grandpa)I gotta tell you folks, He wasn`t wearin no clothesHe musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oilfrom his back down to his toesWhile I was talking to the cops outsideThe dog was lickin Crisco off of his thighsThey hauled him away in a double-wideWhat a sad, sad way to dieHey, hey, heySanta, he`s a big, fat fuckwent down the chimney, got his fat assoh, honey call the lawyers fast,Mrs. Claus is gonna sue our ass