Текст песни Big Daddy Kane - Big Daddy vs. Dolemite
Big Daddy Kane - Big Daddy vs. Dolemite слова песни
featuring Rudy Ray Moore
[Big Daddy Kane]
Mmm.. ohh yeah
Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah
Allow me to introduce myself
as the Big Daddy Kane
A smooth lover from around the way
that`s bound to drive any bitch insane
[Dolemite (Rudy Raw Moore)]
Well Dolemite is my name
And rappin and tappin is my game
[Kane]
Oh yeah? Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite
The shit you talkin years ago, I could see
But it`s the 90`s now and rap is all about me
[Dolemite]
Listen.. when it comes down to rappin
I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it
I`m the KING so I`m stakin my claim
in the rappin game
Y`know? For all players, I am the speaker
I`m also known as the hot pussy seeker
When it comes down to ridin up and down in some pussy
I make it weaker
Also it gets a little deeper
I was walkin down Broadway the other day
An old old lady came my way
She said, "I`ll be glad when you `come 18
I`m gonna give you a funkin like you ain`t never seen!"
I said, "LADY! Why wait for so much time to pass?
I`ve been WANTIN to tear up yo` old gray ass"
So I pulled out my dick
It was so shiny it looked like it was painted
The hoe took one look and damn near fainted
I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout
that, "Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that motherfucker OUT!"
[Kane]
Well you ain`t sayin nothin slick to a can of oil
I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas
Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar`s Palace
Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July
And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that shit was dry
I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill
And I kicked Jack`s ass and took his hoe Jill
I`m the one who broke the bull`s back
and made people say FUCK McDonald`s and call ME the Big Mac
[Dolemite]
Why you long lanky motherfucker
You ain`t nothin but a sucker!
I was born in a barrel of butcher knives
Shot in the ass with two Colt .45`s
I`ve been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel
I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel!
I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale
Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER`s ass in jail
[Kane]
Why you ignorant decrepit motherfucker
Let me tell you somethin
I`m the one that put the M in mackin
Because when you did it you was only actin
I made pimpin a full time job
so bitches wouldn`t have to go out and rob
I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA
And hung a Home Sweet Hoe sign on every corner
Yes I`m the player of all players and the mack of all macks
Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the SHIT out of Ex-Lax
[Dolemite]
Why you insecure no business barn junkyard
rat soup eatin motherfucker!!
It was in the early 1960`s when I originated my pimpin game
I was callin whores jives ass bitches
and pimps - sucker ass lame
KANE, before you can take my reign
You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day
Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away
You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see
Yo` bitches have the POCKS in the ass so bad they can`t even pee
Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR
And get out and do the runnin man while you up there
Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu
And the Crabs around yo` ass start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo!
[Kane]
Aww fuckit I give up