Текст песни Biz Markie - Hooker Got a Boyfriend
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[Verse One]Aiyyo here`s a tale, about a female I once messed withOr better yet, skins that I swung eps withFace full of grace, waist shaped like VanessaDel Rio, oh-me-oh, my but the heffer hadbig juicy lips, wide hips you had to call fatStacked back to mack, yo the hooker was all thatand lots more, and baby girl I had the hots forBut I`m really not sure, who she spread the twat forHeard it was a kid across town named HectorBut I don`t give a heck, so I still went and checked heron the down low, he ain`t around soOut of sight, out of mind, get your coat and let`s goSo we dipped, hopped in the whip and we was goneOff to City Island cause they had it goin onTwo yuks a foo, now the mood was setCaviar at the bar, Red Star, MoetSilk suits, spendin loot like a straight up mackWhen I felt somebody finger tappin me on my backAnd turn around quick, but before I could beginAll I seen was a big mac-10, aiyyo it`s her boyfriend[Chorus]"Hooker got a boyfriend!""Why do she do this boyfriend?""Ohh ahhh.. why do she do this boyfriend?"[Verse Two]Check it, yoI broke camp, ran like a champ, yep I jettedOff to the trunk for the pump, time to set itMoney kept screamin some CRAP that I dissed himSo I started lettin off {*gunshots*} but I missed himHoney got scared, and called the five-ohSo yo, you know the half Dukes, time for me to goCause I ain`t the type to be doin no bidFor a dame or a lame-brained punk Spanish kidSo I chill, call the hooker up the next dayShe told me come over yo, bet I`m on my wayBe there in a sec, yo I`m not too farShe said, "Park around the back so he don`t see the car"Met me at the door with a kiss and a smileI said, "Sorry about last night, money kinda wild""Umm yeah I know, small thing don`t worry"Just show me to your room so we can do this in a hurryKissed her from her earlobes down to her chestWent for the bellybutton and to hell with the restGot her butt-naked and before a second passedI had her on the bed with my fingers up her {ahh!}Now she`s ready, set for a good steady banginUntil she looked down and seen Moby Dick hanginShe told me, "Take it easy yo trust me just chill"Knowin once I get up in it yo I`m goin for the killSo she spread `em, thick rich and creamy like mayoAiyyo, lay-o, the tip is on the way-oPinned her legs back, just about to slide inWhen the door burst open {*SLAM*} damn it`s her boyfriend!Did it again![Chorus][Verse Three]Now I`m mad, money done spoiled all the funOn top of that he beefin and he ain`t got a gunFlippin the jibs, I guess he wanted to brawlSo I started hookin all butt-naked and allThrew a right, caught money dead in the jawBOOM with the left and his fronts hit the floorNow I had him, time to put his head for restSo I beat him unconcious and I started gettin dressedHoney all hysterical and screamin all hoarseSaid she seen a box car pullin up in the yardJust bout to jet, yo guess what I sawSome old big black {*HMMM*} bust in the door"Now hold up, what the hell you doin in my house?Get your ass off the floor, put your teeth in your mouthNow everybody better be gone by the count of oneLook, better yet, y`all stay right hereI`m goin to get my gun"Now that`s it! Enough is enough, I ain`t with itI`m catchin mad beef and yo I ain`t even hit itHoney looked good and yo the buns was fatBut ain`t a coochie in the whole WORLD worth all thatSo umm, I got my coat and I was on my wayThat`s when she started breakin down, and beggin me to stayKnock it off, it ain`t that much beggin in the worldNext time I want some skins, I`ll go and hit my own girlMan I`m out, and I ain`t tryin to see you againSo eff you, eff your pops AND YOUR FAGGOT-ASS BOYFRIEND!..[Chorus] - repeat 2X to fade