Текст песни Biz Markie - I Need a Haircut
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[Biz Markie]Maaaan, this is the last.. record on the albumI got my man Craig Craig in the houseKevin Dee from Midnite Express Crew`s in the houseCharles` brother`s in the houseSquig Love is in the houseCool V on the vocal, gettin me madBut I`m gonna lil` do a lil` somethin like thisCheck this outOne.. two.. one, two, threeOn and on and on and on and onOn and on and on and on and onOn and on and on and on and onNon-stop rappin to the break of dawnI`m the Biz Mark, and I`m a sure shotAll of a sudden, you you you you..I got a friend by the name of CharlieCharlie got a wife by the name of DollyDolly and Charlie got a son named WallyAnd Wally got a girl by the name of PollyPolly got a sister by the name of MollyMolly and Polly got a mother named HollyFather named Arthur, we call him ArtieYou don`t understand and I`m very very sorryCousin named Freida, Uncle named SkeeterHe`s married to my fine Aunt Ritawho is the leader, of the merry cheatersSo, I don`t greet ehr cause my Uncle don`t need herGrandma Joyce, drives a Rolls RoyceOf the family I`m a favorite choiceBuddy named Homer, used to be a lonerNow he got a girl by the name of MonaNow that Homer`s marries to Monaall he does all day is bone bone bone herPartner named Lex, get big respectDrivin in his black 300 Z-XWeek after next, when Lex his get checkme and Lex will be chillin in the XMy girl Eleanor, went to the drugstoreto get deoderant, I figure for sureCause the one she used before made her underarms soreAnd that`s why Eleanor, don`t use it no moreHer girl named Betty, who used to go with Freddieasked me was I ready, for us to go steadyI told Betty, I wasn`t readyto go steady, cause it would hurt FreddieA girl named Glen, she`s my best friendKnown her ever since who knows whenAnd do you comprehend, the message that I sendof family and friends of Grandpa BenLike this like that like that like thisYou know the Biz Mark`s on top of the listI rock the house and MC`sll know-a`Member when they had a place called Shanendoah?Shanendoah, and St. NoahBiz Markie, the def rhyme flowerYo I would not rely on Noah(??) all the (??) like an MC sewerZiga-rocka-zayga, MC say aA different kind of rhythm of rhymin display-a{*beatboxing*} AHH AHH AHHA AHH AHH, HEE HEE HEE HEE HEEThe original B-I-Zwith the C-double-O L-V you seeAin`t no other MC like me!Cause I will rock say immediatelyThat`s why I`m chillin in the L-I-N-D, E with the Nwith the MC streetYou will agree it`s me, cause I rock a funky beatThe, oh-riginal B, I-Z-M-A-RK-I with the E, are a superstarThey are I am me, is it because Iknow how R-A-P, no, I think it`s deepcause my DJ Cool V is a rockinand a guaranteed to rock and be always clockinSo listen to the hyper, MC fiferIs it because, yo, I`m not the type of guythat know how to make a B-I-Z-M-AR-K-I-and you know that the rhymes flyNow I go on, zest and singMan appointed rap king make the `phone singI`m Biz Mark, the microphone king-erDown to wreck your body, super-educatedlike swinger of a rap, make your hands clapSoon to adapt; hey - say, oh Jackwith the rhyme of the MC timewill agree it`s me, Aries is my signSo is Cool V, nine-teenDown to wreck your body and on the sceneWe went to the fight with Foreman/HolyfieldAll of a sudden, we saw a shieldof girls comin round with the MC soundwill agree it`s me, (??) just aroundJust listen to the S-K-VAnd ain`t another MC messin with meEven though I got my haircut, down to wreck your body