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Pickin` Boogers

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Now this may sound disgusting an` like very grossBut it`s sure to have your trippin`So y`all listen closeIt`s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugarBut it`s rather on the bug tip and it`s called Pickin` BoogersNow what I`m emceein` might not seem kosher to youBut it`s still somethin` we all have to doSo go up your nose with a finger or twoAnd pull out one or a crusty crewYo, don`t try to front like it`s so gloomy and gray`Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every dayWhether out in the open or on a sneak tipWith a finger, tissue, or even a Q-TipTake it from the Biz Markie because I`m jokin`And also, remember this slogan"Hey, ma, what`s for dinner?Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"Pickin` Boogers (4x)Let me tell you what happened on the train, manI was coolin` one say with my partner KaneHeaded up to the Rooftop, ridin` the D trainWhen the man sittin` next to me was so profaneHe`d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain(You should `a moved)I was just about, but al of a sudden, homeboy just pulled outa big green slimy nah I`m not neven gonna say itbut it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh ithe sat there for a while with it in his handso I tried to play cool and like ignore the manso I laid my head back to catch a quick a napall of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lapnow Kane sat there laughing like it was all a jokebut a brother like BizMarkie had almost chokedso I dug up my nose and pulled out about fiveand plucked every last one of them dead in his eyethen the man jumped up and said "what`s wrong with you"and wiped them off his face and said "I can`t mess with you"like if I did something that was so full of shamebut yo you got to know the name of the gamePickin` Boogers (4x)Hmmm....now let me take a trip down memory laneback in public school with my partner Kanewhen I was class clown, and he was my brothersittin` at the desk pluckin` boogers at each othernever doin` work as we was supposedcause we was too busy diggin` up our noseand in the lunchroom you would talk about rudeGod forbid the person that`d leave his foodno matter who you are we didn`t give a damnwe even put teachers down with the programwhether if it was a woman or if you a manwe put boogers on our fingers then shake ya handcatch anyone from anywherebut the best fun about it catchin` Kane out thereespecially when we playin` ball in the gymI put boogers on the basketball and pass it to himnow we`re grown up and things have changedbut we still be playin` the pickin` boogers gamejust last night, when Kane was gettin` readyI slipped a little green one inside his spaghettiPickin` Boogers (4x)Let me tell you what happened to me with this girl...one night at Latin Quarters I was standin` at easeI saw this gorgeous young lady that I wanted to skeezI didn`t show enough that I really did want itSo, no half steppin`, I pushed up on itPulled out the gold cable and I knocked her with phathad a spotlight beamin` on my BizMarck hatbut when she stepped in the light and she got real closeI saw a tiny weeny booger on the tip of her noseshe was dressed real def and her body was hookedbut that dried up booger just ruined her lookI wanted to tell her about it but I couldn`t be boldso I played if off and said "that`s a cute green mole"I was hopin` from that she would wipe it awaybut she didn`t do nothin` I guess she wanted it to stayI said before you get my number, I don`t mean to diss youbut write it in your hand because your gonna need the tissue

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