Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - Legend In My Spare Time, слова песни Bloodhound Gang

Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - Legend In My Spare Time

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Ashes to ashes and funks to funkyDaddy Long Legs is a mean ass honkyAnd Jimmy Pop ain`t no heiny hobbit gaybeAin`t no big meaty chunks in my thick brown grabyCause I`m the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness monsterJerry`s kids are knockin` at my door, "Could you be a sponsor?"tiny bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence WelkIf you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milkWhen I`m feeling oriental I gotta rub my chinGonna hold my water n like I`m Gunga DinSo have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smilesYou`re getting on my case like the Rockford FilesCrazy Eddie in the slammer cause he`s giving it all awayJohn boy in the barn with a horse in the hayNo rhyme no reason no job no classAnd we don`t go near the ghetto cause they`d shoot our assChorus:Go go yeah yeah huh what?I`m a legend in my spare time(repeat)If you ain`t ever been to the suburbsDon`t ever come to the suburbsause you wouldn`t understand the suburbsCause I` a huskin` a huskin` a huskin` your cornI`m as deep as the plot to a gay pornSo uh-oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the bodyI know that she`s a hotty but damn that girl could partySo come to me momma it ain`t no crimeI`m the skilled love doctor growlin` "What`s your sign?"I did the flamin` waffle with Ho Chi MinYour girl`s a dollar bill we don`t know where she`s beenJ.F.K.`s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzleBarbara Eden in the bottle and now I`m gonna guzzleYou`re too what? Shy shy huh what?Hush hush yea? I knew whyCause we`re playing the Palladium you can`t get on Star SearchDaddy Legs standing tall he can do the funky LurchAnd Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy PopularYou know I know you know you`re not the tough guy that you thought youwere(Chorus)Ha cha cha chatchCome and lick my ballsVive la my crotchCause your daddy thinks I`m lazy your momma thinks I`m crazyBut neither of them know that you are carrying my babyAnd I`m the Amos I`m the Andy I`m the sticky Aunt JemammyI gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation AnnieIt takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry LewisAnd your throat is swollen gloryholen` ya blew usGeorge Burns` pacemaker beats steady slow and lowThat`s why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show(Chorus)

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Legend In My Spare Time

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