Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - Shut Up
Bloodhound Gang - Shut Up слова песни
I`m Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I`m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I`m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I`ll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef
Cause I`m one of a kind and kind of hard to find
Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine
I`m like Schneider one day at a time
I`m feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-son does
I`m waxing on I`m waxing off I`m waxing just because
I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can`t ignore me
Cause I`m more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don`t give a damn if you don`t like me
Cause` I don`t like you cause you`re not like me
Second verse is different from the first
I`m Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
See my name`s not Hoover and I don`t give a damn
And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
And you`ll be all ears like a field of corn
I`ll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point
You`ll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I`m Jimmy Pop y`all I`m Jimmy Pop y`all I`m an Alka Seltzer that`s
right you`re a seagull
As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst
Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I`ll get in your face
But then I`ll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
Cause I`m letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat
But I`m not a roll of Charmin so don`t give me no crap
And I don`t give a damn if you don`t like me
Cause` I don`t like you cause you`re not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin` in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because they`re all so damn ugly
I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think I care what they think
I hate people that think their ass don`t stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but I`d hate to be you
And I don`t give a damn if you don`t like me
Cause` I don`t like you cause you`re not like me