Текст песни BLOODHOUND GANG - Take The Long Way Home
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Текст песни BLOODHOUND GANG - Take The Long Way Home
May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speedNot a quote of what he wrote but a paraphraseMake it up as you go Keyser Soze( )Highlights yes but don't underline ‘emJust live for N.O.W. like Gloria SteinemLife is like Marion BarryIt's not all that it's cracked up to beLike Fred Sanford when the big one comesFind the meaning of life is there is noneIt's twenty-four hours when you call it a dayBe Frank and say "I Did It My Way"Don't give a flying nun no don't give a GidgetJust have more fun than a well-oiled midgetIf life were picture perfect you could frame itBut the world is a diaper so let someone else change itLife is an aimless drive that ya take aloneMight as well enjoy the ride, take the long way homeMay I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?All born equal unless you're CanadianThen halfway through decay like UraniumYou define what's death-defyingGet the most out of life or at the least die tryingAre you Evil Knievel jumping a train?Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane?Have really good times doing really bad things‘Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady singsLike Elton John with his candle in the windIt's hard to blow out a flame as big as himBut we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim ReaperWhether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker