Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four, слова песни Bloodhound Gang

Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four

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My last girlfriend didn`t like me thought she might beMost likely a dyke she just didn`t excite meLefty? Yeah but that was alrightShe was hotter than the sun but she just wasn`t that brightMy mistake she was more flaky than a leper colonyI think a wooden clothespin would have been much better companyAss like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she`s a flunkySo my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea MonkeysEarly bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the wordSo what if I`m not the smartest peanut in the turdI`m white which goes with everything but I can come in any colorAnd I`m looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my motherBut it`s hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushyAnd how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?Like em` easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, geeYou know what I really want in a girl? MeI need to find a new vaginaAny kind of new vaginaIt`s hard to rhyme a word like vaginaCalvin Klein? Kind of North CarolinaWomen are like dog, doo, hear me through don`t interruptIt`s just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-upI`d fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her raftersOld hens would rather put out than be put out to the pastureNo age just ain`t a gauge I like my girls like my cheesePreferably for me fat-free American singles onlyI want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinnerWon`t have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinnerLike Sizzler she got a beef we`ll chew the fatIf I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crapLet her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don`t play roughNo I can`t be tied down with a girl that wants me tied upJust independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane GarafoloShe`d use big words to make fun of me so that I would never knowBestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, geeYou know what I really want in a girl? MeI need to find a new vaginaAny kind of new vaginaIt`s hard to rhyme a word like vaginaKevin Klein? Kind of South CarolinaVagina vagina vagina vaginaVagina vagina vagina vagina

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Three Point One Four

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