Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - We Are The Knuckleheads
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Who`s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho`s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho`s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho`s the knuckleheads?We`re the knuckleheadsIf you would be the peanut butter then I would play the jellyI`ll peel apart your bread and then I`ll penetrate your bellyYour blood stains mighty bad I wash it off with CoastNow I`ll take my jelly and spread it on your toastNo one rhymes faster the mic is my blasterSo grasp some Shasta the mighty mic masterGiving ya a communion with your lips on my cupPump pump pump pump me upNow if you`re the waterboy, I`m the heavyweight contenderI`m gonna mix you all up like a Black n Decker blenderIf you would be the Telstar, then I`d have to be DefenderI`ll be out in just four weeks, I was a first offenderYou`re a dumb ass stupid Vera and I`m the one that Flo calls MelPuttin` holes right through your body like Harvey KeitelYou`re a broken down Big Wheel I`m a banana-seated SchwinnTake the butt of your gun and smash their nose inI`m a Lego-Eggo maniac I`m stickier than some Fun TackTrip to the store and get another six packBomb droppling like at ground zeroLike Colonel Klink is getting fucked by Hogan`s HeroesEenie meanie miney mo you took your shot you missedI wasn`t a good boy this year I`m not on Santa`s listI gave your girl some sausage then I slit your wristsNow I`m taking your ass out like my name was Burgeous MeredithWho`s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho`s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho`s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho`s the knuckleheads?We`re the knuckleheadsFast fast quick Bic like ass when ya pass gasYou threw it like a girl that`s why you got picked lastAnd Mr. Easy Does It never did it now did heJesus is coming so look busyAnd you and your chumps are gonna get your lumpsI got the goose that laid the golden egg you got goose bumpsCause I`m black ya`ll, it`s a fact ya`llI wish all skinheads smelled like Mr. CleanAnd that girl from Jersey really was nineteenCause the whole damn world would be peachy keenWith Rip Taylor on the cover of every magazine so goRip Rip Rip TaylorRip Rip Rip TaylorRip Taylor Rip TaylorYour girlfriend we nailed herMy mom`s got opposable thumbsYour mom`s Weezie JeffersonI`d rather eat fresh heiny cowAnd I ain`t crazy about no goddamn butthole no howBatter roll and whip ya like a fuckin` cannoliIf Satan had a hockey team then I`d be the goalieCause we`re dumber than driftwood dumber than your manaDumber than a supermodel dumber than KwanzaWho`s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho`s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho`s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho`s the knuckleheadsWe`re the knuckleheads