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Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - Why`s Everybody Always Pickin` On Me?

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The morn` that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you`re misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin` up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He`s looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and a Hong Kong
Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child`s completely nutty fu-fu lookin`
I`d shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin`

But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Ain`t brushed them teeth since 1983
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause you`ve got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause you`re white but got a nose like Bill Cosby

Why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Always pickin` and rippin` apart poor ol` Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the `Cos` but there`s a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill yea and you`re ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or wear a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifiesI got more cheese
and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don`t understand
Why I`m scorned like I`m deformed like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn`t find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls as Englebert Humperdinck
And that might be `cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I`m known as Polaroid I`m not a total retard
It`s cause I`m done in sixty seconds and you`ll still want it enlarged

But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor`s lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper`s brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside of their grass hut
Oh he`ll kill again that Gilligan they should have let him be
And like a postal clerk I`ll go berserk if you don`t stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can`t do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one arm

But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Ain`t brushed them teeth since 1983
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause you`ve got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause you`re white but got a nose like Bill Cosby
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why`s everybody always pickin` on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy

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