Bloodhound Gang

You`re Pretty When I`m Drunk

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One night me and the crew hit the rad on a missionTo slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin`Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomlessUntil we brought Skip O` Pot2musAnd Daddy`s gonna get some probably underage and dumbAnd everybody knows that the Daddy eats his youngLupus in the lavatory making a big stinkMacing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sinkM.S.G.`s tanked up and wizzin` in a cupWaiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it upCause I`m the one bottle Willy with the 12 Horse AleAfter that I get silly like Soupy SalesNow it`s midnight and I`m completely boofy blitzedA six of Shlitz and the jew brew ManischewitzWith my beer-tinted glasses I`m ready to bitty battleI`m hungry like the wolf but I`ll end up tending cattleChorus:Cause you`re pretty when I`m drunk(You`re pretty when I`m drunk)You`re pretty when I`m drunk(You`re pretty when I`m drunk)You`re pretty when I`m drunk(You`re pretty when I`m drunk)You`re pretty when I`m drunk(And I`m pretty fuckin` drunk)Here she comes, a funky fried cutieMr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some bootyCause I`m Mr. McFeelie with a speedy deliveryYou`d think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin` meBut maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna beHey Lupus is she cute? Yea for a PygmieAw! What do you know? You`re probably going home aloneAnd it wouldn`t be the first time that I gave a dog a bonePlus beauty, it`s only skin deepIt`s in the eye of the beholder and my beholder`s about to tweakI could tap that barrel, in fact I know I canIt`s a menage a trois you and me and Heineken(Chorus)Regrets I`ve had a fewFirst and foremost I`d like to mention youFor the sake of conversation we`ll call you the Brand New HeavyYou`re a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene LevyYou can call it big-boned, I`d prefer to call it gutYou`re Buddha you`re Shamu you`re Jabba the fuckin` HuttYou had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairyI smelt tuna melt but I wasn`t gonna worryIt was 3 a.m. and I wasn`t gettin` squatSo I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spotI was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen ChristianThen it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin`I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chanceBut how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pantsAt that junction I came to realizeThat only Frank Purdue likes thighs that sizeFatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lamentThat you were not a girl you were an experiment(Chorus)

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