Текст песни Bobby Bare - Monkey and the Elephant
Bobby Bare - Monkey and the Elephant слова песни
(Shel Silverstein)
(Okay kids, I`m gonna sing you a song now
`Bout a monkey and an elephant.
It`s all happened a long time ago.
Whenever I say "a long time ago"
You all jump in there with me.
Okay? Are you ready?)
Well once the world was full of monkeys a long time ago
And the elephants with the big long trunkies a long time ago
And the elephants swam in the Zazafram Sea
And the monkey swung from the Zilibum tree
And life was silly as it could be a long time ago.
One day the elephant was feelin` spunky a long time ago
She went to have a talk with the monkey a long time ago
And the elephant said oh Lordy me, I think I`m in love with the bumblebee
Do you think she`s a little too little for me a long time ago?
Now the monkey said you`re thinkin` like a donkey a long time ago
Ah she`s so small and you`re sorta chunky a long time ago
So sit right down upon my knee, I`ll tell you why your love can never be
It`s a physical imposibility any old time at all.
Now the elephant`s tears went plunkity plunky a long time ago
Then he went home to pack his trunky a long time ago
He said I see that bee was not for me so he went and married
a little gray flee
And they were happy as they could be and they had children one, two, three
But if you wanna know how please don`t ask me it was a long long
time ago...