Текст песни Chad Mitchell Trio - Super Skier
Chad Mitchell Trio - Super Skier слова песни
(Gibson/Rieser/Rieser)Well, they called him Super SkierAs he sat around the sundeck,For he swore that he would never take a spill.When they finally brought him downThey had to use three toboggansTo carry all the pieces down the hill.CHORUS:He was comin` down that slopeDoin` ninety miles an hourWhen he caught an edge of his ski.Well, his clothes, they were fast,But the slopes, they were faster.That`s the last of Super Skier we shall see.Well, he hollered, "What the hell!"As he lined them parallel:He figured there was nothing more to learn.(Oh, no...)And as he started on his way,He shouted, "Ondelay!",Assuming that he`d never have to turn.Well, he was slippin` down that slopeDoin` ninety miles an hourWhen a mogul flipped him in the air.His jumping form was fineUntil he ran into that pine,And two one-legged skiers left from there.(repeat CHORUS)When he left that tree at last,He was moving twice as fast.Both halves were skimming moguls like a feather.He said, "If I must beA split personality,How can I ever keep my knees together?"One ski was headed north,And the other headed west,`Cause both of them, you see, were running freer.And folks up on Little NellLooked up, scared as hell,Said, "It`s a bird." "No, it`s a plane." "It`s Super Skier!"(No, uh, it`s a bird.)(repeat CHORUS)Now the moral of my story(Though my story`s kinda gory):For all you sundeck Charlies, there`s still hope.You buy the fastest clothes you can,Then talk skiing like a man,But don`t let people catch you on the slope!(repeat CHORUS)And let`s get Charlie off the M. T. A.