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No Sex (in the Champagne Room)

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the GED class of 1999I have one piece of advice for youNo matter what a stripper tells you...There is NO SEX in the champagne roomNONE!Oh, there`s CHAMPAGNE in the champagne roomBut you don`t want champagne...You want SEX!And there`s NO SEX in the champagne roomDon`t go to parties with metal detectorsSure, it feels safe inside...But what about all those niggas waitin` outside with guns?...They know you ain`t got one!If a woman tells you she`s 20, and looks 16 - she`s 12If she tells you she`s 26 and LOOKS 26 - she`s damn near 40!Take off that silly-ass hat!The ODB couldn`t have possibly committed all those crimes...Coolio did some of dat shit!Young, black men: If you go to a movie theaterand someone steps on your foot...LET IT SLIIIIDE...Why spend the next 20 years in jailCuz someone smudged your PUMA?CORNBREAD...Ain`t nuttin` wrong wit that!No matter what you think of what I`m sayin`Remember this one thing...There is NO SEX in the champagne room(Ohh...no sex in the champagne room (x6)There`s absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne roomno..no...)If a homeless person has a funny signHe hasn`t been homeless that longA REAL homeless person is too HUNGRY to be funnyIf a girl has a pierced tongue,She`ll probably suck your DICKIf a guy has a pierced tongue,He`ll probably suck your DICKHere`s a HORRORscope for everyone:Aquarius - YOU`RE GONNA DIECapricorn - YOU`RE GONNA DIEGemini - YOU`RE GONNA DIE TWICE!Leo - YOU`RE GONNA DIEScorpio - YOU`RE GONNA DIE FUCKIN`!No one goes to Hooters for wingsIf you`ve been dating a man for 4 monthsAnd you haven`t met any of his friends...You are NOT his girlfriend!Some of the things I said may not apply to youSome of the things I said may offend youBut no matter who you are,You MUST REMEMBER this ONE thing:No matter what a stripper says...there is NO SEX in the champagne roomNONE!(No sex in the champagne roomI said no sex in the champagne roomNo sex in the champagne roomNo no sex in the champagne roomNo sex in the champagne roomAin`t gettin` none, can`t have none..noo...In the champagne room......ahh ahh.....There`s absolutely positively no sex in the champagne roomSay noo..noo... say nooooo..... there ain`t no sex....In the champagne roomnoo..no....)

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