Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life, слова песни Cledus T. Judd

Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

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Parody of Ordinary Life by Chad Brock (Connie Harrington/Bonnie Baker), Magnolia Hill Music (ASCAP) (A division of McSpadden-Smith Music LLC).New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)Cledus at the kitchen tableShort of breath, legally disabledWife walks in, she`s so surprisedCan`t believe I`m still aliveI say I`m hungry for biscuits and gravyThat patty melt that you always made meBut I can`t eat that anymoreThey say grease kills; Tastes good to meDay in, day out it`s all I eatMy third bypass, unclogged the valvesJust to clog them againNever felt worse; A constant thirstLordy how my left arm hurtsI blame my job, I blame my wifeFor this coronary lifeCledus on the ER tableVital signs ain`t too stableHey, Doc, I`m proud of youI didn`t think that I`d pull throughLater in Intensive CareI had the nurses laughing thereSo thankful Blue Cross will payFor the bills, my IVsFour thousand dollar EKGsThat`s the last time I needAngioplastyIt`s off I go to Type-OTo improve my cardioIt`s about time I said goodbyeTo my coronary lifeSweat`s pouring off me at the health spaThe Stairmaster`s wore me out againYou know I can`t believe how much I missThe way I used to liveI`d eat red meat, Pickled pigs feetAlways craving something sweetMy food was fast, But that`s the pastI can`t eat fat againAerobicize, Reduced my thighsNo more German chocolate pieI miss my fudge, I miss my friesAnd my coronary life

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Coronary Life

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