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Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - Goodbye Squirrel

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Parody of "Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks (Dennis Linde) EMI Blackwood Music, Inc. on behalf of itself and Rising Gorge music (BMI)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC))/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)(Be vewy vewy qwiet…we are huntin` somethin`)Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors menSet in our backwoods waysBoth members of the huntin` clubBoth active in the NRA(National Redneck Association)We scouted a location where we had no doubtWe`d kill the biggest buck in the world (About a 34-pointer)Harold waited in his tree stand But all he seen was a squirrelDang near two weeks since the season startedAnd neither one of us was amused(HA HA HA)We had on real tree camo, high-powered ammoBut no big game to shootThen we finally saw a deer as big as a horseHarold had him in his crosshairs (Shoot him!)But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above usAnd landed in Harold`s hair (Dang, get it out! Dang!)Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landedLike a wimp he laid there cryinTill I climbed on down, Picked him up off the groundAnd it didn`t take us long to decide, That squirrel had to dieGoodbye squirrelWith black-eyed peas, You`re gonna taste good to me SquirrelIt`s you or me, Come on out of that tree SquirrelHey guess what, You`ve eaten your last nut SquirrelMe and Harold went down to the surplus storeBought a keg of dynamiteTwo baseball bats and a case of M-80sWe were in for one heck of a fight (We`ll show you!)When you`re huntin` with dumb and dumberSomething`s surely bound to go wrong (Now be careful)And when Harold lit that real short fuseI knew it wouldn`t be longWhen the dynamite blew, Harold`s foot did tooAnd fingers began to fly(Fly)We were barely alive When the game warden arrivedAnd much to our surprise, That squirrel didn`t die (Gosh!)Goodbye squirrelJust one more shot, You`ll be in my crock pot SquirrelYou`ll make a lunch, You overgrown chipmunk SquirrelI`ll skin ya hide, And make a hat when it`s dry Squirrel(Deadgum Earl, Ronnie Milsap could shoot better than youGimme that, I said gimme that gunLook out!Look out, duck!I think I killed somethin`)

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