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Cledus T. Judd

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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Randy Brooks Kris Publishing/Elmo Publishing admin by Integrated CopyrightGroup Inc. (SESAC) Well a couple of good friends of mineElmo and PatsyWrote me and said they`d written the perfect country Christmas comedy song.I said "No you didn`t. You didn`t mention nothing about...... ... ... Well...yeah you pretty much got it all. I mean Grandma and of course thefamily and getting drunk and run over by heavy machinery and..."Well since I needed the money I felt obliged to include it on this record.And it goes a little something like this:R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeerWalking home from our house Christmas Eve.You can say there`s no such thing as Santa,But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.She`d been drinkin` too much eggnog,And we`d begged her not to go.But she`d left her medication,So she stumbled out the door into the snow.When they found her Christmas mornin`,At the scene of the attack, There were hoof prints on her forehead,And incriminatin` Claus marks on her back. R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeerWalking home from our house Christmas Eve.(On her way home)You can say there`s no such thing as Santa,(Say there`s no Santa)But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.(Lord, we believe)Now we`re all so proud of Grandma,He`s been takin` this so well.See him in there watchin` football,Drinkin beer and playin` cards with cousin Belle.It`s not Christmas without Grandma.All the family`s dressed in black.And we just can`t help but wonder:Should we open up her gifts or send them back? R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeerWalking home from our house Christmas Eve.(Midnight before Christmas)You can say there`s no such thing as Santa,(Say there`s no Santa)But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.(Lord, we believe)Now the goose is on the tableAnd the pudding made of fig.And a blue and silver candleThat would have just matched the hair in grandma`s wig.I`ve warned all my friends and neighbors."Better watch out for yourselves.They should never give a license,To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves." R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeerWalking home from our house Christmas Eve.(Minding her own business)You can say there`s no such thing as Santa,(What do you mean there`s no Santa?)But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.(Lord, we believe)OhAs for me and Grandpa, we believe.(We believe in Santa Claus.)

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