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Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

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Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) Tokeco Tunes/Wacissa River Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)Yeah I was always the lazy one, A Southern Californian, But I`ve got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line. So this summer just for fun Hopped in my DeLorean And headed for my uncle`s farm for a short time. I thought that I would be huntin` and fishin`. I misunderstood him somehow. So far there`s nothin` but chores here to mention. I didn`t mind feedin the sows. But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?How do you milk a cow? I wasn`t in FFA. This cow must think i`m crazy Up under it this way. I`m sittin` here a pullin`, but there ain`t nothin` comin` out. Oh E I E I O…How do you milk a cow? Yeah I love it here in Tennesse, But these farmers all make fun of me. Can`t haul much hay in a tiny sports car. So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, Learned to spotlight deer at night, And I`ve got shearin` sheep right down to an art. One thing`s for sure, I hate shovelin` manure, It gets all over my overalls. Them horses need shoein` I hear Bessie mooin`. So I thought maybe I`d ask you all. HOW DO YOU MILK A COW? How do you milk a cow? I think it`s safe to sayA man could get arrested for this in LA This heifer must be empty `cause she ain`t puttin out. Oh E I E I O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. (Spoken)This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster. I hope I don`t get mad cow diease.How do you milk a cow? I no longer care. I`m gettin sick and tired of smellin` dairy air. I`m headin` back to Cali And I`m turnin` in my plow. Oh E I E I O. How do you milk a cow?

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