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Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee. This is what Cledus T. wants...If Shania was mineWouldn`t be proud of meCouldn`t hardly blame her Cuz I`m so derned uglyBut on our first dateWe could have a good timeIf I got her on the moonshineIf Shania was mineSay it fit just rightThough my polyester suit was just a little too tightAnd there`s no way I`d have a bad hair dayCuz I`d buy a new toupee`Oh, I`d love to seduce herBut she married her producerNow all I do is pray, pray, pray!She`ll get a deevorce somedayIf Shania was mineI`d probably lose my mindIf she only squeezed me, teased mePleased me one good timeAnd if she only knew All the things I`d doI`d be the lawn mowin, crop growinTater peelin, house cleanin kindIf Shania was mineHa huhIf Shania was mineShe`d have to agreeCan`t no one cook road kill better than meAdd a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatbackShe`d say "Mmm, I like it like that" cha...Now all I do is wonderWhose bed have her boots been underI wish she`d hadda been mineNow I whine, whine!That girl is so doggone fineIf Shania was mineI think I`d go slap blindStarin` at her yummy little tummyAnd her booty shakin` round behindAnd if she only knewAll the things I`d doI`d be the lawn mowin` crop growin`Tater peelin` house cleanin` kindIf Shania, if Shania, if Shania,If Shania, if Shania (ACK HACK)Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight YokelWhen she shimmies and shakesIt`s more than I can takeOh, what she does to me in them videosWife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explainWhat I see in Shania TwainI`d love to see her in a magazineCenterfold if you know what I meanOh me-a oh my-aI wish that Shania Would buy me a house in South CarolinaTwo, four, six, eight, nineOh I wish that Shania was mine!he he he huh huhWant to be a gal of mine...

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If Shania Was Mine

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