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Cledus T. Judd

It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy

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Parody of "It`s A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt (Darrell Scott)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/Rich Fagan/DarinGardnerI got my socks dryin in the microwaveHair on my back I don`t plan to shaveI got the house to myself while the wife`s awayI`ll be rockin all nightYeah I think I`ll drink me an ice cold brewLounge in my boxers like I used to doThere`ll be no Ally McBeal on the tubeNo...I`ll be watchin the fightWell it`s a great day to be a guyPlayin cards my buddies until sunriseYou know I never thought that my neighbor wouldBe sunbathing topless Lord she sure looks goodI caught a ten pound bass out on the lakePlayed 18 holes with my best friend JakeBest balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake(FORE)(oh God)Oh it wuddn`t too bright (Gee whiz)Now I look in the fridge what do I see?Last night`s pizza starin back at mePepperoni and anchoviesWhat a beautiful sightWell it`s a great day to be a guyBuck naked in my lawn chair swattin at fliesGot some hot dogs on the charcoal grillDon`t want to burn my wieners but I probably willThat fried baloney And cheese macaroniTasted good this afternoonBut now I`m passinSome serious gas anI might have to leave the roomP UUUUUUUUUUUUUWell I might go get me a new hairdoSpend a couple hours at a tanning boothMight even get me a gold front tooth(muffled as if a patient in a dentist chair)Oh yeah yeahAnd it`s a great day to be a guyBut when my wife gets home she`s gonna tan my hideI`ll be hung over but a-lookin goodFrom a week of reliving my bachelorhoodIt`s a great day to be a guyBut another week of this and I`ll probably dieITend to party harder than I shouldWhen my wifes not here to make me be goodYay whooo

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