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Cledus T. Judd

It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It`

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(Cledus T. Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner)"Mm, mm, mm, mm. You know I`m really gonna miss you, sugar britches.""I`m gonna miss you too, bub.""Now I`m only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things I need you to do while I`m gone.""Oh, I figured there`s somethin`!""Oh, quit complainin`. All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and I`ll see you on Monday. I love you boogie, boogie.""I love you too. An` don`t you worry `bout me. I`ll be just fine."I`ve got my socks dryin` in the microwave,Hair on my back I don`t plan to shave.I`ve got the house to myself while the wife`s away.I`ll be rockin` all night! Yeah, I think I`ll drink me an ice cold brew.Lounge in my boxers like I used to do.There`ll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no,I`ll be watchin` the fight.Well, it`s a great day to be a guy,Played cards with my buddies until sunrise,You know, I never thought that my neighbor would,Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good!I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake;Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake.Best ball I hit was when I stepped on a rake,Oh, well it wasn`t too bright. Now I look in the fridge an` what do I see?Last night`s pizza starin` back at me.Pepperoni and anchovies:What a beautiful sight.Well, it`s a great day to be a guy,Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin` at flies.Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill.I don`t wanna burn my weiners but I probably will. That fried boloney and cheese macaroni,Tasted good this afternoon. But now I`m passin` some serious gas and,I might have to leave the room.Pee - hee!Well, I might go get me a new hairdo.Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth.Might even get me a gold front tooth.Whoa,hah,yeah!! And it`s a great day to be a guy,But when my wife gets home, she`s gonna tan my hide.I`ll be hung over but a lookin` good,From a week of reliving my bachelorhood.It`s a great day to be a guy,But another week of this and I`d probably die.I tend to party harder than I should,When my wife`s not here to make me be good!Yeah hoo!

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