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Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

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(Larry Johnson/Craig Martin/Cledus T. Judd)Arnie`s Daddy said he`d take him fishin`,If he`d just dig the bait.He said: "Get lost, Dad, I`m watchin` mud wrestling,"Go jump in the lake."Why don`t you take that neighbour girl?"The one that favours our dog."His dad said: "Son, she might sink the boat,"She weighs more than our hog."And Arnie said:"She`s got a tackle box that you`d kill for,"A ZebCo rod and reel."She won the Junior Bass Masters Tourney,"And I just ate oatmeal,"And I`m afraid I might hurl."Daddy, please, please take the girl."Same limey boy, same large girl,Eleven years with no date.They finally married when they both realised,They`d get a big tax break.One night at the Laundrymat,Washin` underwear.A stranger pulled a water-gun;Arnie soiled another pair, (Whoops.)And whimpered:Ain`t got no money, in my wallet.She`s got the credit cards.But they`re all run up over the limit,Won`t get you very far.And though her hair`s up in curls, and she looks like Milton Burle,She ain`t wearin` fake pearls,Mister please, please, please take the girl. Well she ain`t bad when she gets a couple of coats of that coldcream on her, and a sack over her head.A toothless Arnie, a whale of a woman,Forty years down the tune.One day they found him with a shotgun,Buck-naked on the roof.Doctor`s said: "He`s lost his mind,"We`ll have to take him away." (No o o o!)As they strapped that straight jacket on him,Someone heard him say -- he babled out loud:If you`d lived with her, long as I have,You`d be slap crazy too.She`s the one that`s really a psycho,More than a few screws loose.She`s nutty as a squirrel;Doctor, please, please take the girl.Get her outta here!Arnie`s Daddy said he`d take him fishin`,If he`d just dig the bait.Is it Tim McGraw or John Anderson,I`m trying to imitate?I`m sorry Tim!

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Please Take The Girl

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