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Cledus T. Judd

Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third

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(Chris Clark/Richard Fagan/John Greenbaum/Cledus T. Judd/Tony Martin/Sterling Whipple)Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb.Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind:He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn`t have a dime.He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal.A two carat solitaire but neither one`s real.Picks up the payphone, puts it to his ear.Calls his chick, collect and says: "Get over here."When he shows his girfriend, she can`t believe her eyes.She never thought she`d ever really get one that size.He tries to think of somethin` when she asked him: "Where`d you get it?"Down at Diffie`s Pawn but he never will admit it.He tries to change the subject: "Forget the wedding list."Let`s head on out to Vegas and get it over with."Flaws and defects, no billing ads.Hope she never finds out how much he spent.Nothin` else shines like a zirconia.Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat,She says: "We woulda made it if you weren`t so doggone fat."They try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van.To a ratty little motel called "The S&M Grand".Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little wink.Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom sink.She starts to call a plumber. He begins to shout:"Give me a coat-hangar, I think I can get it out."Fishes out the ring in a big ball if hair,Slips it on her finger as he pats her derriere.Thinkin` to himself: "It`s a lucky thing."A plumber woulda cost me much more than that ring."Flaws and defects, no billing ads.Hope she never finds out how much he spent.Nothin` else shines like a zirconia.Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. Flaws and defects, no billing ads.Hope she never finds out how much I spent.Nothin` else shines like a zirconia.Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. Wonder what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. Don`t tell him what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb.

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