Текст песни Corky and the Juice Pigs - Janitor
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He lives down by the furnaceJanitor, JanitorAnd he makes the young kids nervousJanitor, JanitorHe tells everybody to call him TonyBut he smells like oil, and his ass is bonyJanitor, JanitorHe`s got a lot of charmsJanitor, JanitorLike the prison tattoos on his armsJanitor, JanitorHe cleans the bathroom and tells dirty jokesHe dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokesHe`s the Janitor, JanitorHe`s the Janitor, JanitorHey there Neil, how ya doin`Hey, not too bad.Hey, I guess I saw you talkin` to the janitor this morningWell, strange thing...I went in early, eh, to practice my volleyball spike in the gym and he was buffin` the floor with that electronic, buffomatic floor waxing thing he`s got, eh? And so I was trying to spike, eh, and he was tryin` to buff all around me as I was tryin` to spike, and I said, "Hey pal, I`m tryin` to concentrate, Mr. Janitor, and I wanna work on my spike." And he said, "Oh yeah?" And he dressed up like Kate Smith and touched himself on the leg with a big wooden spoon and then he waxed me so hard I felt the hairs givin` way on myself, and then I make a little kind of oven mitt with what I could put back together.How`s your spike now?Brilliant!I guess it would be.Hey Neils! Neil! Neils! Neils! Neil alert!I was talkin` to the Janitor this mornin` too, ya know.Ohhhh..Yeah, he took me down, he took me down behind the furnaceOh really?And he showed me that sausage collection that he`s got.I heard he only has one.Yeah, but it`s real pretty.One day I wanna be like himJanitor, JanitorMasturbating as I clean the gymJanitor, JanitorI think it must be a really nice lifeCleaning your nails with a hunting knifeBeing stained yellow, the rest of your life.Janitor, Janitor