Текст песни cragga - yoda song | текст песни и табы (аккорды) для гитары и Mp3
cragga - yoda song | текст песни и табы (аккорды) для гитары и Mp3 слова песни
SONG; THE YODA SONGWRITTEN BY; M.Snape and C.Hutchinsonverse and chorus; E A C Bbridge; A Bverse 1I WAKE UP IN THE MORNINGS AND LEVITATE TO MY FAVOURITE TREE,I WEAR MY BEST BROWN GOWN THAT THE JEDI COUNCIL GAVE TO ME,I`VE GOT BIG POINTY EARS, GREEN SKIN AND MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT,I`VE GOT MIDICHLORIANS, SO I DON`T USE MY HANDS WHEN I KNOCK ONE OUT.bridgeI DON`T CARE,IF I`VE GOT GREEN PUBIC HAIR.chorusMY NAME IS YODA,THE WAYS OF THE FORCE WILL SHOW YA,MY NAME IS YODA,I KNOW THERES ANOTHER.verse2YOU MAY NOT BELEIVE ME BUT I`M ACTUALLY 900 YEARS OLD,I`VE GOT SO WRINKLED THAT NOW I`M COVERED IN GREEN FOLDS,I`VE GOT THIS BEER BELLY HANGING RIGHT DOWN TO MY KNEES,IT MEANS I HAVEN`T SEEN MY DONGER IN A HUNDRED YEARS.bridgechorisverse3I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND I CAN SENSE YOU THINK I`M AN UGLY TWAT,BUT THAT DON`T BOTHER ME BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR MOM IS FAT,I GAVE HER A GOOD SEEING TO WHILE WE WERE LAST ON TATOOINE,SHE SAID "OH MY GOD, THATS THE BIGGEST GREEN COCK THAT I`VE EVER SEEN"bridgechorusverse4DEGOBAH MIGHT LOOK SHITTY BUT IN FACT ITS GOT SOME LOVELY GRASS,IT TAKES MY MIND OFF FRANK OZ WHO`S GOT HIS HANDS UP MY ASS,I TALK LIKE COOKIE MONSTER AND I DONT NEED A REMOTE FOR TV,EVEN PALPATINE WOULD BE FORCED TO TAKE IT UP THE BUM FROM ME.bridgechorus