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Текст песни C.W. Mccall - Crispy Critters

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(C.W. McCall, Bill Fries, Chip Davis)Bill Fries says that this is based on a true story from the late `60s, when a band of hippies rolled into Telluride and decided to stay.One day about four or five years agoWe is settin` at the Conoco stationKickin` tires, and swattin` flies,And discussin` the State of the UnionWhen right out in front of the Baptist churchCome a big ol` purple school busHad astrological signs upon itAnd thirty-five hippies and dogs insideAbout half of `em went for the courthouse lawnAnd them dogs commenced on the fireplugRest of `em set there starin` at usAnd I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."What they was, was a bunch a` them Crispy CrittersAnd their leader was a space cadet He says, "Sagittarius, we has arrived."Prepare to disembark, men."Get the incense goin` and the sitar out"We gonna camp in the city park, man." I says, "Boys, let me explain the situation to ya."A: you`re gettin` me down"And B: we got us a leash law here"And C: you in the wrong town."You drop one string a` beads in that there park"And you gonna see a whole lotta stars."You got fifteen seconds to get out of town, boys,"Or we gonna blow ya ta Mars." Well, they all got back in the purple busAnd proceeded to the city limits.Then the telephone rang, was the swimmin` poolSays a mess a` wild Critters was in it!So we all got in the Marshal`s Plymouth(Which is always at the Conoco station)Went flashin` on down to the swimmin` pool To give them Critters a citation By the time we arrived, it was too damn lateThem critters is all had their pants downThem dogs was tearin` the bathhouse apart,And they`s after the fish in the fish pond!I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver T-shirt"And I`ll get the rest with a net."We gonna have a jail full a` naked Crispy Critters "And a drip-dry space cadet." [You`ve watched The Dukes of Hazzard, haven`t you? C`mon, admit it; nobody`s looking. Well, at this point in the song there`s a short interlude which resembles a car chase on Dukes. There`s banjo pickin` and yee-hawin` and a general sense of raucous abandon. Oh, yeah, and a few dog barks. It`s round-up time at the swimmin` pool.] Well, we gave `em hell, but we lost the war`Cause them Critters outnumbered usSo they moved in and set up campAnd they lived in that purple school busSix weeks later, there was nothin` in townBut eighty-four dogs and a head shopSellin` dried up weeds, and sunflower seeds,And astrological postcards Yeah, Critters took over the City CouncilAnd the dogs all barked their brains outAnd the whole damn town was Crispy CrittersAnd the mayor was a space cadet

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Crispy Critters

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