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Текст песни C.W. Mccall - `Round The World With The Rubber Duck

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[On the CB.]Breaker, one-nine, this here`s the Duck again. You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c`mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen, there ain`t no way out `cept for that one Atlantic Ocean. Now listen, drop them hogs off in Omaha and get over here in a short, `cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem. Bears to the left; bears to the rightWe didn`t have no place to go.They had us backed up clean to the shore,And them cab-over Petes don`t float.I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a good idea.Them Friends a` Jesus gonna save us!"So praise the Lord and Mister Ford,And follow that micra-bus, ten-four. [Now, imagine a bunch of rowdy pirates -- the buccaneer type, not software -- chanting the Chorus.] [Chorus]Yo ho ho, and a thousand trucksGonna take a bath with a Rubber DuckYo ho ho, and a lots a` luck`Round the world with the Rubber Ducky! Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel whalesSank about a hunnert-and-ten of `emI says, "Pig Pen, they just didn`t have no faith"They definitely gone ten-seven."By the time we got into that Piccadilly Town,`Bout half of `em was lost at seaI says, "Break one-nine for a ten-thirty-three"What we got was the cotton-pickin` BBC [Spoken, in a sorta British accent] I say, Fabersham. Looks likes the Americans have got themselves another bloody Convoy. [Chorus]Yo ho ho, and a thousand trucksGonna take a bath with a Rubber DuckYo ho ho, and a lots a` luck`Round the world with the Rubber Ducky! [Spoken, in the same sorta British accent] Good heavens! Look at them all! Half of them are sinking in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them. Good show, actually. Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish. Well, we crossed that Channel like snakes on glassAnd stormed the beach about dawnI says, "Grab your shifters and punch 13"We all goin` truckin` on the Autobahn."Now, Pig Pen, this here`s the ultimate slab"`Cause there goes a Mercedes truck."He says, "Break one-three for the Strudel Machine"Ya just blew the doors off`n the Duck. How `bout it?" [Spoken, in a sorta German accent. A really bad German accent.] Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck. Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall, but the schpeed limit on za Autobahn is triple-nickels. You travel too schlow, Rubber Duck. We gonna see you around. We gone. Wiedersehen. [If you know the song, then you can skip this note. If you don`t, then a bit of explanation is necessary. During the next verse, the chorus (the singers, not the words) is heard in the background. What they`re singing is what`s printed in the tiny little letters. No, I am not making this up. That`s what they`re singing.] Well, we stopped for a coffee in West BerlinDumb, dumb, dumb. This isThe British had hundred-mile teadumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.I says, "Pig Pen, from here on it`s wall-to-wall bears."Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,Says, "Bash the Wall; we gonna see."Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.Well, them big red bears must`a been in the bushDumb, dumb, dumb. This is`Cause we didn`t see a one all dayDumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,So we raked up the leaves and we shook out the treeDumb, dumb, dumb. This is`Til they finally had something to sayDumb, dumb, dumb.You got it.. [Spoken in a bad Russian accent. A really bad... you know the rest.] Comrade Duck: you have been given until daybreak in Murmansk to get your cotton-pickin` trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy! [That `dumb` chorus continues.] Well, we shot them rigs through salt-mine cityDumb, dumbWith a hammer and a sickle on downDumb, dumbThen we hit the fan through the Sea of JapanDumb, dumbTooled into Transistor TownDumb, dumbI says, "Pig Pen, this here must be the place,Dumb, dumb"`Cause everybody`s eatin` with sticks."Dumb, dumbHe says, "Ten-Four, this here is CB landDumb, dumb"`Cause my channel knob just went crick."Dumb, dumb[Spoken in a really bad Japanese (fill in the blank)] Ah so, Lubba Duck. You have a nice day today, betta day tomollow. We catch you on frip-frop. This one Kamikaze Ozzie; we gone. Sayonara. [Chorus]Yo ho ho, and a thousand trucksGonna take a bath with a Lubba DuckYo ho ho, and a rots a` ruck`Round the world with a Lubba Ducky! [Obviously, poritical collectness hadn`t yet permeated the U. S. of A. :)] [On the CB.]Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen, what`s your twenty? Australia? Mercy sakes, ain`t nothin` down there but Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears. What`s that? No double-nickel limit? We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen. This here`s the Rubber Duck, ten-ten and doin` it to it like Pruitt used`ta do it to it. We gone. `Bye-`bye.

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`Round The World With The Rubber Duck

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