Текст песни D-Nice - Pimp of the Year
D-Nice - Pimp of the Year слова песни
Eh-heh, eh-heh eh-heh, ay Eh-heh.. huh.. ay This is the pimp of the year I want I want to tell y`all a story, about this ho (yes) Her name was Janine Heh, she thought she was all that, but y`all know what time it is Hah, I put her to work[D-Nice]Bust itOne Friday night I was chillin at a party (doin what?)Feelin smooth, drinkin Coke and BacardiI seen her on the scene, lookin leanThis beauty queen - her name? JanineI was about to push up but before I can thinkshe looked my way and then she flashed a wink (blink)I started to think, this crazy side(Heh, pimp daddy knockin out them boots tonight!)Oh yes, she was very well dressedI asked her her name, and she said yesI said, "Umm let me see, now is it Vanessa?"She said, "Janine, but Chocolate fits better"Chocolate?! How`d you like to waste some timeWith no hesitation she replied with, "Fine"Huh, the first thing that came to mind was(Heh, eh-heh) that fat ass is mine! (YEAH)So off we went, back to the cribThe question arose, how do I live?I said, "Yo, I`m not the mouse or the wimpTo make it clear, I`m the pimp of the year" (pimp of the year)She said, "Please - look how you`re dressedTell me what seperates you from the rest"I said yo.. Yo look baby, I`m what you call a A.P.P. An All Purpose Pimp, haha Cause I`ll pimp yo` momma, your sister And I`ll even take G.P. - that`s granny panties, haha!She was fascinated, she wanted to workI said, "Okay but eighty-six the skirt" (take it off!)And guide your tongue, from my crack to my feet (gon` be funky)Then.. (hah, yeah, eh-heh) you`ll be ready for the streetsDown came the skirt, before I can guessOff went the blouse and the bra was next (what?)I was impressed but I must confess Hey yo Tone, that bitch had CARAZZY hair on her chest"Heavens to Merkatroid!" Hahaha, ahahahahaI shaved her down, so the story goesPut her to work as one of my hoes (one of my hoes)The moral of the story is girls bewareCause lurkin in your neighborhood (is who?) is the pimp of the year Heh, aheheh, yo, ah-he, yo heh Yo this the pimp of the year, ha ha I wanna tell y`all, I wanna tell all y`all hoes out there beware of me, ha ha, you know Cause, I`m in your bedroom, eh-heh Heh, I`m in your closet, eh-hah-hah Ay, I`m even in the skins baby, ah-hah Ay, ah-hah, matter of fact, eh-heh, yo Get up off your knees ho, ah-ha, you know what?{*words fade out*}