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Dane Cook

Slip `N` Bleed

  comedy  stand-up  funny  stand-up comedy  humor
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We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember.
My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause
we didn`t have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing.
It was yellow, you layed it on the lawn, sprayed it with the water,
run across. Slip n` Slide. Yeah. Would of been fun if dad checked for
rocks before he layed it down! Slip n` Bleed from the aaaaanus they
shoulda called this ride. I was like watch this Ma!
*slide* *scream* NOOO! *scream*
Yeah... Luckily I was wearing that pad.
*applause*
I like that one. You don`t have to. This is for me. I was a weird kid man.
I had some troubles. I had some problems man. I had some PROB-LEMS.

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