Текст песни David Alan Coe - David Alan Coe
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The Vibrator QueenWell she ordered it from a magazineI guess for about ten bucksAnd it came by special deliveryin a plain brown cardboard boxWell she opened it and inspected it(Someone in the audience yell`s “ How long was it”)(David answered “ Bout twelve inches long”)Well she went and dipped it in her Crisco canAnd turned that sum-a-bitch onWell she hummed and a wiggled, squirmed and giggled Collapsed into utter pleasures(Chorus)She`s a Vibrator QueenShe`s in love with a machineShe swears it`s an American dreamAC/DC try it and you`ll seeIt`s guaranteed to make you cream in your jeansWell she fell in love with what she had boughtA 12 - inch wonder that the mailman had broughtBut through her love she could not see,What a terrible fate there was to be.Well she found her answer to all of her dreamsIn a battery operated sex machineMan nor beast could take it`s placeShe was destined to die with a smile on her face(Chorus)She`s a Vibrator QueenShe`s in love with a machineShe swears it`s an American dreamAC/DC try it and you`ll seeIt`s guaranteed to make you cream in your jeansOne day while she was in the bathShe decided poorly, To do her thing in the waterShe paid no mind to that caution signThat old AC current got herNow people say, for miles aroundThey can still hear that dildo a humminBut �at`s when I realized she cant be deadHell! Her ass must still be cummin(Chorus - twice)She`s a Vibrator QueenShe`s in love with a machineShe swears it`s an American dreamAC/DC try it and you`ll seeIt`s guaranteed to make you cream in your jeansShe`s a Vibrator QueenShe`s in love with a machineShe swears it`s an American dreamAC/DC try it and you`ll seeIt`s guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans